HORN OK PLEASE: THE SCROTUM SCROLLS

Bring it on, Helga, we will
HOP you like a hurricane! We, the morons of Planet Earth, shall save the
world and 22 December 2012 will be the dawn of a brave new world In the
second instalment of the Horn OK Please series, the ‘morons’, Chief Redbull,
Goose Goldsmith, Derek Demonia and Hound Hitchhiker, are abducted by an alien
race called the Scrotum Heads, who entrust them with a mission to locate the
Scrotum Scrolls, ancient documents that contain the secrets to the Universe.
According to the Mayan calendar, doomsday is looming and the evil Hurricane
Helga and her henchmen from Planet Afaria are heading to destroy the planet
on that very day, unless the morons can find the scrolls in time. With their
trusty SUV, Motormouth, they must drive across the country in search of their
destiny, unlock secret codes, discover hidden keys and battle aliens. From
meeting shamans and opening intergalactic wormholes, from blowing up boats to
groping naked statues, from surviving in harsh, cold mountainous climates to
battling dry, desert heat, the morons must do it all. Quirky, fun and wildly
imaginative, Horn OK Please: The Scrotum Scrollsis an indisputably hilarious
read.